Dear Everyone:
Below are a list of corrections I would like to make regarding a series of events, starting with...
OPENING SCENE:
MAN sees WOMAN. Woman sees man. There's a fence between. She reaches through, hands him an apple. The sign above should read EDEN but instead says BUCHENWALD or AUSCHWITZ. The place doesn't matter. Names are interchangeable. So are people.
Besides, "we can always revise the screenplay to reflect recent revelations," the producer says.
He forgets to mention facts.
CUT TO:
What's so wrong with that?
(Author's note: Last part added for dramatic purposes only).
good man, we never wanted to hurt
anybody.
In the window behind Rosenblat and Wife stands Rosenblat's SISTER-IN-LAW (they're all characters in his life). She's holding a sign: KOOK,THIEF, LIAR with an arrow pointing to him. There's a casket beside her.
(Author's note: if, only for dramatic emphasis, you choose to have Rosenblat's BROTHER rise from said casket and castigate him, I will not stop you--though I will again stress, through subsequent Oprah interviews, if necessary, that this most emphatically did NOT happen).
Sincerely,
The Truth



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