Remix This: Parables...

I've always enjoyed Kierkegaard's parables.  They have such a wonderful blend of insight and wit.  Though I won't make any claims to rival his, I figured why not provide you with a tale of my own:

Imperfection

God saw that there was Man and God was happy.
God saw that Man could make tools.
God saw Man use tools to carve clubs.
God saw Man strike others men with clubs.
God was not happy.
God asks Man:
Why do you hit other men with clubs?
Man says:
Because we cannot agree
on how to make clubs,
and so we must strike each other
with them
in order to see whose is better.
God shakes his head, exclaiming:
I'm the one,
who taught all of you
the ways of making.
Man laughs and says:
That is not what our philosophers claim.
God, in turn, contemplates a thunderbolt,
and realizes
He has run out of clay.